the balls aint the worst
NEVER, and i repeat NEVER, even under promise of mind boggling oral filth there's only words for in japanese, be tempted to shave the lot, ESPECIALLY not your asscrack and ESPECIALLY not in the heat of summer.
there are no words suitable to describe how much this is fail. especially considering said filth tends not to materialise when you look like you're rocking near-terminal nappy rash and hopping from foot to foot scratching at your crotch like you're trying to win the DMX.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:11, 4 replies)

Why do I get the feeling
You're talking from experience?
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:14, closed)

maybe
also worth a read:


www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:23, closed)

Have it waxed instead
Back, Sack and Crack, it's know as...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:15, closed)

Charlie Brooker commented on this once.
He said that following the procedure, the lunatic's scrotum looked like a "napalmed dormouse".
( ThisCaledonianClown has left it far too late, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 20:28, closed)

Alternatively
Never do anything under 'a promise'. Rarely materializes, usually underwhelming when it does.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 17:20, closed)

I had a pilodinal sinus
so I have to shave my ass crack else it will come back. Its never itched, not even at first. Lucky me I guess.
( Peej, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 22:18, closed)