Got involved with a friends girlfriend
Unfortunately fell in love, turns out she was a manipulative cow who does this thing regularly when she 'wants a break' from her boyfriend.

I always thought I would see someone like that coming a mile away, and I should have with her, she was the size of house.
( Bamboo Steamer, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:52, 9 replies)

Your life sounds terrible Bamboo
The best you can manage is a pity fuck from a fat bird.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:14, closed)

Fat birds need lovin' too.
And they're usually utterly filthy to boot...
(god_is_a_ghoti Carpe Deum., Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:31, closed)

This is not relevant to my interests

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:34, closed)

Who knows Mr Sockpuppet?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:59, closed)

meh, im more about the personality and being able to talk to the person, she manipulated that.
So many of my mates have gorgeous girlfriends who can't even sign their name and would rather read Heat magazine than work.

My life is grand though, always has been, just had a few pitfalls like everyone else. I have an awesome girlfriend who is gorgeous and interesting, couldn't ask for anything better :)
( Bamboo Steamer, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:34, closed)

How did you expect a different result?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:32, closed)

i dunno, you never think ahead in situations like that.
Guess that's what makes them so exciting at the time.
( Bamboo Steamer, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:35, closed)

What is less exciting than
I'm going to fuck a fat bird?

Oh I know

I'm going to fuck my mate's fat bird.

Idiot!
(lemonadegame, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 4:13, closed)

You should try separating having feelings for someone and sex
You might find people wouldn't look at you in 'that' way anymore.
( Bamboo Steamer, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:34, closed)