Why has no one picked up on the story?
Two sixteen year old boys caught two sheep in a dark field. They then passed them over a wall, and carried them down a lane.

Has any one ever tried to catch a fucking sheep? Even if you manage to get one,they struggle like fuck; passing it over a wall to your mate would never happen. I should know, as I'm partial to a bit of sheep, so it's a problem I often encounter.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:00, 3 replies)

Because we can't read it.
However, I call troll. Nobody's that stupid.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:07, closed)

I doubt it's a troll.
People really are that stupid. Or we're all mocking a dyslexic.
(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Mon 27 Sep 2010, 21:42, closed)

I always find
that fucking sheep are a lot harder to catch. They don't like being disturbed during their vinegar strokes see...
(mersault, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 20:34, closed)

2 write i rem3ber yeers ago on my freends f@rm we went chasing his sheeps. my mAte bean well fiter then m3 was able tocatch dem. I endead chsaing one all d weigh akross d feld and endead up divin onto it and killin d poor bliter. I took 1 lok at him and thought fook it...
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 27 Sep 2010, 22:33, closed)