Erm,
what were you thinking? At multiple points in the story... and why the hell did you mentioned you'd be in Melbourne?
(Smale is stuffed, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:26, 2 replies)

^ this, what the fuck were you thinking
A shag's a shag. I regret every time I DIDN'T have sex with someone. I've only ever turned sex down since I've been married and I wonder why. I know it's the right thing to do but a part of me is facepalming hard.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 18:41, closed)

I have history of turning down sex
I don't know why I do it, I've even had the condom on once ready to get stuck in and then decided it would be a bad idea and stopped it. The one in the story though was a special case, apart from being ginger and overweight and having questionable hygiene she was also quite weird, I don't think I could have coped with her gurning away on top of me, I can't imagine from behind would have provided a much better view.
(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 8:00, closed)

I had probably said something when I first met her
It normally comes up when travellers meet, where ya bin, where ya goin' etc...

Even though I said I would go, I wasn't really expecting to go, but I was staying in a big soulless hostel in Melbourne where the guy sleeping in the bunk below me was giving me motion sickness with his constant shagging. It being Christmas and all I was a little homesick.
(Little Animal Disaster isn't finishing what he started, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 7:56, closed)