What was I thinking?CactusZack tells us: "I stopped dating a girl AFTER she got breast implants. For what reason I do not know, and I still kick myself for this." Tell us about inexplicable decisions that still haunt you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:58)
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A likely story.
Basically, you were having a frenzied wank session and decided to experiment with toothpaste as a lube and found how badly it stings. However, too embarrased to write this, you came up with the "brushing my teeh in the shower" thing as a cover, kinda like the old "How did the potato get up there? well, I was peeling potatos in the bath whilst naked and slipped......."
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^I'll admit I once experimented with using toothpaste as lube during a teenage self-love session
an important lesson was learned that day
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:22,
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Hahah,
My girlfriend once tried giving head with toothpaste in her mouth as... "well, it'll be like those minty condoms that give a nice tingle"..
You live and learn!
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ChiefWiggum typing random stuff, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:24,
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