If you've met a girl in a night club,
shared several drinks, danced with her a couple of times, and even done that mouth/tongue thing all the cool kids seem to be doing these days, you should still tread with care.
If you need to go to the toilets to vent some bladder-juice, simply say "I'll be back in a minute". If you have to be amusing, try saying "I'm just going to powder my nose" or "I'm going to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range".
Don't say "Don't go anywhere, I'm just going to fish my lucky rohypnol out of my sock".
Yes. I did. And yes. She'd gone by the time I got back. The doorman was looking at me with surly inquisitiveness in his eyes, too. It's not like I can even afford rohypnol. Not that that matters, it's free on the NHS for me.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:21, 5 replies)

The fact
that you have investigated the cost, worries me........how much was it by the way? *ahem*
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:28, closed)

Rohypnol and Ex-Lax
...worst pint I ever had
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:32, closed)

Rohypnol and Viagra
....best night i ever had
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:37, closed)

Bottle of calpol and half a stilton. Best night of my life.
(Chopsey, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:15, closed)

If I'm honest I dunno.
I was working with the assumption that I'm a tight bastard, coupled with the taxi I would've needed to get her home. Besides, normally my chiselled good looks weird sense of humour is all I need to charm a lady into bed scare them away.
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:47, closed)