What was I thinking?CactusZack tells us: "I stopped dating a girl AFTER she got breast implants. For what reason I do not know, and I still kick myself for this." Tell us about inexplicable decisions that still haunt you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:58)
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"oh for fucks sake ...I'LL PROVE IT TO YOU"When I was about 13 I got into a heated argument with my best mate.
Not over a girl or money, something far more important...whether or not it hurts to lick a scaletrix track.
I maintained that i would be fine, the voltage would be too low. He maintained that it would in fact hurt like buggery.
The argument got heated until, well read the title
I bent over and jammed my tounge into the grove* of the track.
He was right it hurts. In fact it felt like eating metal wasps, angry metal wasps. lots of angry metal wasps. Arse.
* heh heh hehe heh
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:12,
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Grove != groove.
I've licked a few grooves that tasted like lots of angry metal wasps. Nice phrase!
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 21:47, closed)
Nine volter"Like licking a...." is the correct phrase from the Profanisaurus.
However, as Scalextric runs at 12v, another way of putting it would be "like licking one and a third twats".
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 10:40, closed)
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