Drunken attempted seduction of a gay man
After my ex hubby and I split up when he fell for someone else , I of course went into the expected "woe is me" mode.
After a week or so of of moping indoors and eating my body weight in comforting carbs, a gay friend of mine dragged me out for a night on the town.
When I say town, I actually mean one gay/drag bar.
After many cocktails and drunken gyrating ( AKA trying to dance in a throng of men) on the dancefloor, I reached the point of 'If I dont go home and lie down soon they wil have to scrape me up off the floor'
After a head spinning giggling taxi ride home, it was decided that he would crash over.
We actually had to help each other brush our teeth.
Wake up in the early hours with something poking into my back
Hmm that nice thinks I , turns over and cops a feel.
There follows a few seconds of drunken fumbling with each other until he fully wakes up and realises its a woman in bed with him.
And he actually fell out of bed in his haste to get away.
After mumbled apologies to each other we go back to sleep
Wake in the morning and do the exact same thing again, this time as we are sober we discuss the possibilities of continuing what we have started, then mutually agree WTF are we thinking!
I did get an honourable mention at his civil partership ceremony a few years later
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 23:07, Reply)