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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I remember this from Viz
many years back, when Roger Mellie built a wanking machine.

When I was working in the chemistry dept here, we used a flask shaker, which is a device with a motor driving two oscillating arms, with clamps to hold flasks in. We referred to it as the wanking machine, due to its four 'hands' and their up and down motion.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:11, Reply)

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