Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Ooooohhh!You silvertongued thing you!
Will you promise to shag as many slappers as possible behind my back?
And make sure you come in drunk and aggressive from the pub please.
Oh...and what's your number....just so I can live up to my part of the bargain and start to stalk you ;)
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 11:53,
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