Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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No problem!
...providing I'm not 'violated in any way'
...and as long as I'm the one facing the telly.
(I know it's only a friendly, but it's still England, after all)
...and there'd be somebody to finish you off when I'm 'spent'
(another win win for Pooflake)
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:10, Reply)
...providing I'm not 'violated in any way'
...and as long as I'm the one facing the telly.
(I know it's only a friendly, but it's still England, after all)
...and there'd be somebody to finish you off when I'm 'spent'
(another win win for Pooflake)
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:10, Reply)
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