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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Relatively wank answer
I had a great answer to this qotw but after speaking to my sister b3th for an hour and a half last night I remembered that I have a relative who reads about my shenanigans. I then remembered that I have never committed the dirty, foul act of onanism. Like, ever.

No really.

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(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 12:22, Reply)

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