Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Results of office straw pollOkay, given that we have excluded Disney characters on the basis that they are too wholesome for our grubby purposes and have also ruled out any obscure Japanese manga characters, we seem to have some popular choices in the top five:
1) Betty Rubble - With a dimwit like Barney for a husband, she'd appreciate a man treating her right.
2) Daphne from Scooby Doo - Features highly despite obvious gingerness. Plus I have my doubts about the preferences of her current beau Freddie, given his choice in neckwear.
3) Lois Griffin - Wholesome at first glance, but the arguement becomes compelling once you scratch the surface. Suburban nymphomania at it's finest.
4) Teen Angels from Captain Caveman - Chosen by one of my colleagues who is evidently greedy and decidedly hairy. I suspect he wields a club at weekends.
5) Leela from Futurama - Okay, she's got one eye and purple hair but there's something about the gleam in that eye...
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