Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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.k2k6
i knew some clever fucker on here would know what it was!! lol. I even googled up an especially obtuse and elongated one because sodium laureth sulphate is in everything!
studentken
I know exactly the post you're on about and I too think it was rswipes mate. I remember wondering;
A- how shitfaced she must have been to 'forget'
B- whether she passed off the sensation as her new aquaintance having an elongated, tampon shaped bell-end??!
Perhaps Ms Swipe will read this and clarify. (I'd be honoured, and generally proper chuffed!)
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