Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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GoldenAt my Aunty H and Uncle M's golden wedding anniversary (lovely couple, excellent do) the younger generation (me, two cousins and a second cousin) decided that we had had enough of watching oldies dancing to Abba and worried that they were slipping from happy drunk to maudlin adjourned to my nearby cousins house.
We hadn't all met up in years, possibly not since puberty and were delighted to find that we had all independently acquired hard drinkining, gambling, drugs and other vice habits. Having a lot of catching up to do it wasn't many hands before we had run out of drink. In the middle of nowhere and unable to face our financial loss (some of us), the fallout of our assorted powders (not sleepy) and each other without some reality damper all eyes turned to my cousin V and his chesty cough. true to form he had a bottle and a half of Covonia and we toasted the morning in with shots of sleep giving, throat calming Cov :o)
first time I have ever put a smiley after the word Cov
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