Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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As I hoped,
a good toilet conversation usually goes a long way!
Do any of you also get engrossed in a particularly good book or feature article, resulting in pink elbow marks above the knees and a complete lack of feeling from the thighs down?
Usually after a particularly engaging chapter, I have to spend a ridiculously long time washing my hands (at least there's a hygeine benefit) while I wait for the 'pins-&-needles' to subside enough to regain mobility.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:51, Reply)
a good toilet conversation usually goes a long way!
Do any of you also get engrossed in a particularly good book or feature article, resulting in pink elbow marks above the knees and a complete lack of feeling from the thighs down?
Usually after a particularly engaging chapter, I have to spend a ridiculously long time washing my hands (at least there's a hygeine benefit) while I wait for the 'pins-&-needles' to subside enough to regain mobility.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 15:51, Reply)
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