Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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not a story....
but I would just like to say a big thank you to all todays posters. I have done absolutely NO work for the whole day due to reading and replying to all your amusing stories. I am now about to leave the office (early might I add) and get absolutely shitfaced in the pub. chin chin! have a nice weekend all.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:53, 4 replies)
but I would just like to say a big thank you to all todays posters. I have done absolutely NO work for the whole day due to reading and replying to all your amusing stories. I am now about to leave the office (early might I add) and get absolutely shitfaced in the pub. chin chin! have a nice weekend all.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 16:53, 4 replies)
Seconded!
I know the feeling, to cancel out the amount of non-work I've done today, I think I'd have to stay until midnight, and burn the router.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:06, closed)
I know the feeling, to cancel out the amount of non-work I've done today, I think I'd have to stay until midnight, and burn the router.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:06, closed)
I've had to limit the amount of time I spend on here...
....work noticed I made a full website in their time...oops :D
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:57, closed)
....work noticed I made a full website in their time...oops :D
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 18:57, closed)
Hear hear!
I just wanted to add to this that the quality of this week's answers has been excellent overall- we're getting some very talented writers in here. Keep the good stories coming, folks!
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:52, closed)
I just wanted to add to this that the quality of this week's answers has been excellent overall- we're getting some very talented writers in here. Keep the good stories coming, folks!
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:52, closed)
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