Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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solitudeNot content with reading on the bog whilst shitting I sometimes don't even bother with the shitting, the toilet's the one place in the world you know you're not going to get disturbed...
hence if you're waiting for someone and you don't want to awkwardly stand around in the cold like a pillock, or your house is being invaded by people you don't like but who inexplicably want to talk to you (housemates friends) read in the bog.
ahhh peace.
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