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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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A few months without my leg over at uni
And Fat Sarah was coming on to me.

I'll not describe the rest, i'm sure you can imagine.

Anyway doing the deed - she says 'can i go on top. My response wasn't the most delicate...

"Better not love, you know, best be on the safe side".
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:41, 1 reply)
Dear God..
... bearing in mind that Ogwen did this 2 weeks after begging us to stop him from ever going there should he show interest.

I thnk that maybe usage of the word "port" in this case might be mean to coastal docks worldwide.

No size-ism here.. just a mental image of the girl mentioned drunkely slobbering over a guy's face in a nightclub, then pullig away to chunder down his shirt.

Nice one Ogwen..
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:59, closed)

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