Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Desperate moments call for desperate measures...Snogged this pig in a nightclub once, was hammered if that helped :p managed to get away without being humped though, which was a plus.
The next week me and a few mates were back in the same club, and I'm playing some arcade game. A friend who was out the week before said "Jec, don't turn around for fuck's sake." The first thing I do automatically is turn around (seriously, it's hard to resist the need to totally ignore the command) and I see the pig, plus she also spots me.
"Oh fuck" thinks me.
She wonders over and taps me on the shoulder. I turn around, and she's homing in for a kiss, and I'm fully sober and dreading it. So I do what any man would do in this situation.
"Urrrrrghhh........ARRRRGggghhhhh.....AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
She slaps me a beauty and walks off, while everyone around me pisses themselves laughing, me included.
I did apologise later and buy her a few drinks though, I'm not a complete cunt.
rp from a QOTW reply the other week
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 17:55,
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