Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Which is it? Pee or Porn?Pee obviously. Taking my baby son swimming (no, its not a pee in the pool story) we had finished and were in the extra-large baby change cubicle getting dry when I desparaely needed to go. I couldn't leave the boy alone in the cubicle (someone was bound to complain about child abandonment - it's Health and Safety gone MAD I tell ye) I don't know where the lady who went in the car got her baby nappies from but boy pampers can hold an amazing amount of wee - I was, by definition, quite full. Blessed relief.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 21:29, Reply)
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