Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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While on my way home from workat around midnight, I was listening to a "confessionals" show on a local public radio station. The topic of the night was sex. When they opened the phone lines, a guy comes on the line, and poses what he thought was the ultimate sexual dilemma:
He was really desperate to have sex with his girlfriend, and at just turned 12am, in lieu of condoms and on the back of a recent pregnancy scare, he wondered if an empty crisp packet and a rubber band would be sufficient.
Personally, I'd rather take pregnancy scare #2.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 23:28, 3 replies)
But...........the salt! Oh, the salt!
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 1:19, closed)
he should have used ....clingfilm.
dont ask ...
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:00, closed)
It puts me in mind of Family GuyWhen Peter is comparing a dustbin liner to a condom saying "wimpy, wimpy, wimpy, hefty, hefty, hefty" But you'd have thought the guy could have been slightly more inventive than a crisp packet. And imagine what the sharp foil edges would have done to her ladyship...
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 14:16, closed)
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