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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Babysitting
Have a voice post from my new service.


www.daftdoggy.com/recorder/playmp3.php?id=87



Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 0:22, 6 replies)
I like that
But next time could you slow down a little?

Not because I have a slow brain (at this time on a Saturday morning I do) or because I don't understand your accent (lived with a guy with a similar accent once) but because I think it would give the listener a chance to let it sink in.

Still gets a click though!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 9:43, closed)
hadawayandshite....
Fair comment

I'll try and tone my accent down and sllllooowwww mmmmyyy sssspppeeeeeccchhh ddddddooooowwwwnn

Ccchheeeerrrrs
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 10:48, closed)

No, your accent is fine! Just a little slowwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeerrrrr please...let me savour your every word ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:10, closed)
Excellent
Mind, you won't make my babysitting list, that's for sure.

*click*
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Sat 17 Nov 2007, 11:29, closed)
You need to get a job in a nursery.
If only for one day. There needs to be a roomful of littl'uns all doing this at once.
(I helped save b3ta! Rob T Firefly talked, like, William Shatner, on, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 18:03, closed)
Bad child tricks
I thought it would be funny to teach my toddler to play coin slot. Wasn't so funny when he did it to the oven repair man. He shot up so fast when the cold penny went down his crack he banged his head onthe second oven door and I thought he'd pass out.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:36, closed)

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