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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Bad child tricks
I thought it would be funny to teach my toddler to play coin slot. Wasn't so funny when he did it to the oven repair man. He shot up so fast when the cold penny went down his crack he banged his head onthe second oven door and I thought he'd pass out.
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 5:36, Reply)

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