Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Oh godembarrassed We have a bookcase next to the toilet AND and magazine rack. Plus I change the books out every 3 months.
One time I was so engrossed in a book I sat long enough to lose all feeling in my feet and legs. When I stood up, I promptly lost my balance, turned my ankle and crashed face first on the bathroom floor with my pants tangled around my ankles and my bare ass mooning the rest of my family who came running to my rescue.
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