Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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It's tea Jim, but not as we know it.When I was a young skinny youth with hair, the house I lived always had dope about. Most of us rolled Js, but one guy couldn't take tobacco so he would stick a nail through a piece of lino, stick a small chunk of resin on it, and touch it off with a lighter, catching the smoke with a glass. He'd lift the glass and suck the smoke.
Then there was a famine. I came home one day to find the guys busy cooking up Mat's (for such was not his name) piece of lino in a saucepan.
Fuck it was evil. Fuck it was strong.
(, Sat 17 Nov 2007, 20:04, Reply)
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