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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Married shags
I reckon, given that the missus wants a third and therefore I get more shags than the usual pitiful few, that if I keep up the usual 3 wanks a day, my spuds will be totally jaffa'd whenever she drops her keks, so I'll be quids in with an almost limitless supply of shags.

Result!
(, Sun 18 Nov 2007, 10:01, Reply)

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