Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Cheers man!
I've always had no problem with the hame nations qualifying for anything; football or rugby. But I was so incensed when I saw these bozo Jocks on tlelevision carping on about as long as we get knocked out their result against Italy was immaterial. What a bunch of tossers. All of yesterday I wanted those fuckers out, for no reason other than spite.
I watched the match and felt fucking robbed for you. It's funny, I still couldn't do anything than cheer on Scotland. I cna't believe that free kick awarded against you.
And then the Israel / Russia result must have really have put the boot in for those arses who wanted us out.
Next time, and you can still cheer on NI!
( , Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:09, Reply)
I've always had no problem with the hame nations qualifying for anything; football or rugby. But I was so incensed when I saw these bozo Jocks on tlelevision carping on about as long as we get knocked out their result against Italy was immaterial. What a bunch of tossers. All of yesterday I wanted those fuckers out, for no reason other than spite.
I watched the match and felt fucking robbed for you. It's funny, I still couldn't do anything than cheer on Scotland. I cna't believe that free kick awarded against you.
And then the Israel / Russia result must have really have put the boot in for those arses who wanted us out.
Next time, and you can still cheer on NI!
( , Sun 18 Nov 2007, 11:09, Reply)
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