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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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thank you
I'm going to use your story as an example to my own cat* who is having "issues" with her food at the moment and takes great pleasure in licking all the gravy off the nice meaty bits and then whinging that she's hungry. Bitch. Then if that doesn't work I'll feed her bowls of Bisto till it comes out of her ears, that'll teach her.

*whose current name is "Stroppy Ungrateful Smelly Little Cat-Wizard"

(disclaimer - not really, animal rights people!)
(, Mon 19 Nov 2007, 11:29, Reply)

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