Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Vomiting at speed
Having done this once or twice...I can safely advise you that the best method is to wedge your head into the corner of the window facing towards the back of the car...that way the vomit can't enter the car or hit you in the face as you're going with the wind..so to speak. Unfortunately it does redecorate the whole of the side of the vehicle in question....and cream is a bugger to clean off.
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Having done this once or twice...I can safely advise you that the best method is to wedge your head into the corner of the window facing towards the back of the car...that way the vomit can't enter the car or hit you in the face as you're going with the wind..so to speak. Unfortunately it does redecorate the whole of the side of the vehicle in question....and cream is a bugger to clean off.
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