Work Computer, No Jazz: Problem Solving 101.
I apologise... this isn't about poo.
However.. that leaves only 1 acceptable topic.

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Well, as is the way in my profession, I ended up in the middle of Spain for work. Some places in the world are registered as "God Fearing". This lot - if compared on the same scale - would be dribbling nervous wrecks.

As such there was no pron on TV, and the chances of picking a lass up in town was Zero. (Introduce yourself to the bar-lady there and you'd swiftly fid that the ONLY english she knew was "I no fuck". Amusing.)

So... Given Web access there's temptation to surf for Pron, But that just doesn't feel right on computer that you use for work. Those of you who know me might have just spat out your coffee... but I really *Do* have limits..) Dammit!!! There's no mobile reception, so phone sex is out... Ahhh... I brought my webcam. Sorted.

Who's online?
No exes.
Just friends.
Open-minded Cute friends... Yup. Just the one.
Does she have a Webcam... YES!

"Erm... I'm as horny as a goat... want to play?"
"Sure, Why not?"

40 minutes later (yes, I'm exaggerating) She'd come a dozen times (the lady knows what fingers are for) And I was sat there with glazed knuckles and a slippery chest.

It seemed like desperate measures then, but it became something of an excellent habit.

Length/Girth? The webcam never lies. ;o)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 19 Nov 2007, 15:29, Reply)