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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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It's not just a British problem, believe me. I lived in Norway and knew a few Vikings that needed the removal squad and here in the States there are plenty of bumstuffers.

We have a long list of stuff we've pulled out of people's rear ends. For some reason shot glasses are very popular. Fortunately, they're super-easy to get out. For other things, as long as you have krazy glue, plaster of paris, baby forceps and urinary catheters, you're all set.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 6:02, Reply)

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