Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Wait jist a doggone minute
I never heard this about bug shit making rice go bad. I make big pots of basmati and jasmine to mash up the next day with kasha and rye flakes for kids' breakfast (like oatmeal) all the time. It will keep for 10 days. Is this only a British thing? (god I fucking hope so)
Should I stop feeding the kids this?
British chilli MUST be a different dish from American chili, cause man, I have never seen anything but chunks of beef, black and pinto beans, tomato, garlic, hot peppers and onion in chili.
Lentils? In chili? OMG, blasphemy! Lamb and urrrg! corn? Oh sweet Jesus, please don't smite Legless. Forgive him, Lord, he knows not what he doos
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 6:22, Reply)
I never heard this about bug shit making rice go bad. I make big pots of basmati and jasmine to mash up the next day with kasha and rye flakes for kids' breakfast (like oatmeal) all the time. It will keep for 10 days. Is this only a British thing? (god I fucking hope so)
Should I stop feeding the kids this?
British chilli MUST be a different dish from American chili, cause man, I have never seen anything but chunks of beef, black and pinto beans, tomato, garlic, hot peppers and onion in chili.
Lentils? In chili? OMG, blasphemy! Lamb and urrrg! corn? Oh sweet Jesus, please don't smite Legless. Forgive him, Lord, he knows not what he doos
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 6:22, Reply)
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