Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
PizzaThis reminds me of a story where a mate of mine Adrian nearly cut off his finger trying to carve up a frozen pizza when drunk because he was too hungry to nuke it.
His drunken mind reasoned that because it was frozen, and thus hard to chew, that he would be better off cutting it into small pieces and eating them!
I might actually write the full story up if we see a more appropriate QOTW someday.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 13:34, Reply)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread