Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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A few weeks agoI did a poo shaped exactly like a cock.
It was about 6 inches long, and had a bellend.
I was so proud I immediately told my flatmate. He was proud of me too. So was my best friend (who I texted to tell).
I am a girl.
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