Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Similarly, when I went to the USA I didn't poo for about 5 days either;
a typical American diet contains much less roughage and much more processed shit than I'm used to. When I finally set my beast free, which took 20 minutes, I felt about half a stone lighter.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:51, Reply)
a typical American diet contains much less roughage and much more processed shit than I'm used to. When I finally set my beast free, which took 20 minutes, I felt about half a stone lighter.
( , Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:51, Reply)
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