Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Nice cubes
Seems to vary from place to place. e.g. the Tescos near me sells Perfect Rice cubes (put one in and the rice comes out all garlicky and mushroomy), but nowhere else does. Just like the ASDA is the only place that sells the Powder of Happiness. Also known as 'All-purpose Savoury Seasoning' - it's just a metric buttload of MSG.
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Seems to vary from place to place. e.g. the Tescos near me sells Perfect Rice cubes (put one in and the rice comes out all garlicky and mushroomy), but nowhere else does. Just like the ASDA is the only place that sells the Powder of Happiness. Also known as 'All-purpose Savoury Seasoning' - it's just a metric buttload of MSG.
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