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Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.

Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.

What have you done in times of great desperation?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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and for the not quite desperate times of desperation...
for the *deluxe* version try it by cooking an onion & few rashes o' bacon. Add 1.5 beef oxos dissolved in half cup water + 2 tsp cornflour (pre-mixed with dash of cold water so to be lump-free). Then, if it's to hand, chuck in half tin of tomatoes. Lovely with spaghetti and covered with grated cheddar!!

(, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 12:33, Reply)

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