Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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But I Must Point OutThat the phrase "angel pissing on my tonsils" was borrowed from Kev "Bloody" Wilson. First time I heard it I knew exactly what he meant so I've used it ever since.
And, I'd also like to point out that most, hell no, all of the words in this post were borrowed from other people. I didn't invent any of them.
Although K, still claims that he heard me say that I invented the indefinite article "the".
Just mentioning this in case someone comes along and claims that I pinched the story from somewhere else.
Jesus, I;m getting defensive :)
Cheers
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 11:36,
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