Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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JunkieProbably not so original, but I've smoked allsorts of shite in an effort to emulate the magical effects of proper weed.
I was introduced to it early (about 13 - that was early in my day!) by a step-sibling and from that moment on, loved it. Typically, I tried the classic substitutes of banana peel scrapings (looked vaguely convincing when dried) and peanut skins.
The desperate measures come in with the substitutes for rizlas I cooked up. Newspaper glued together with pritt stick anyone? That actually worked to some extent, although it tasted like Satans jock-strap.
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