Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Once...the Porsche went in for repair and we had to drive a Jaguar.
Daddy was livid.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 14:20, 3 replies)
BuggarLucky you didnt keep guns in the house.
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BuggarIs just what I bet daddy did to him in the library as punishment.
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He must have beendesperate to dispatch you back to school after exeat.
Couldn't he have got his man to do it?
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 15:05,
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