Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Get organised, people!I have a large tin. In particular, mine's a rather stylish Guiness gift type thing salvaged from one christmas, it's a bit excessive but useful to keep pipes, spare lighters, rolling mat, menthols, roaches etc. in.
Since it has a hinged lid, I roll on it too and all the mess goes in when I'm done. Whenever I've run out of smoke, and I'm partcularly stressed/desparate I resort to tidying all the filters, paper and crap from the bottom of the tin and smoke the remaining tobacco scraps to get the last vestiges of any gear spilled. The wife usually takes this as a distress signal and ushers me off to get a half ounce. It's not dignified, but fuck-me, going through the hoover bag is PROPER desperate.
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