Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I was living in a shropshire market town..... all the women of my age were fat. BBWs but without being terribly beautiful.
I dipped my wick in a few of them, as my uncle wilberforce used to say "Any old port in a storm".
I'd draw the line at gay sex, though.
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Oh My....Oswestry?
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 20:38,
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