Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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rp for teh comp - Pete's got needs!Legend of Abberystwyth Uni; I never went to that Uni but the story was heard far and wide, and now it will be told on here also.
Pete, drunk at one of the pubs in Abba (they have many MANY pubs for such a small place) annouced this story to some guys from his lecture and the barman, and rightfully earned his nickname.
The story goes as follows;
1- Spotty teenager Pete gets to housesit all alone (except for his little dog).
2- Spotty teenager Pete flicks channels on telly and discovers Baywatch.
3- Spotty teenager Pete finds some hankies and "gets busy fwapping Mr Jiggy".
4- Spotty teenager Pete's dog comes in. "What's going on 'ere?" thinks innocent doggy. "Me eyesight's not that great; lets have a sniff" thinks the dog.
5- Spotty teenager Pete is well into mid-fwap, but the dog is trying to sniff Mr Jiggy. So Pete, instead of stopping and removing the dog from the room, decides to continue while holding doggy's collar just out of reach of Mr Jiggy.
6- Spotty teenager Pete get's a surprise; his parents have come back early and walk in with him, pants around his ankles holding doggy at arms length in one hand, and Mr Jiggy's length in the other.
7- Spotty teenager Pete's mum quietly grabs the dog off him and walks out to the kitchen. Pete's dad walks his son upstairs to Pete's room and tells him about the "Birds and the Bees (tm)".
Thus the nickname of "Dog Leg Pete" was born. This is a memory that no amount of alcohol would allow me to mutter in a pub full of students, oh no.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 16:27,
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WINNARRRRR!!!!Excellent Jeccy, excellent.
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