Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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HariboThis happened to someone living near enough to me.
They were on their way back to the airport, he tells his missus he is going for a walk and does a runner. Shows up a couple of months later amidst plenty of searches etc. Claims 'I WAZ KIDNAPPED AND BUMMED' under questioning admitted 'HAA HAA JOKING LOLZ, I WOZ JUST SIC OF MAI WIFE' and is now getting done for wasting police time.
He is(was) also a respected business man.
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