Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Yikes.I have this image of the French woman looking like she was getting head from Weird Al...
...and yes, I can imagine being a teen and wanking to that, feeling thrilled and grossed out at the same time.
Ladies, if you have a crotch Wookie, please at least get out the hedge clippers! Nothing worse than trying to go down on a lass and having to fight off the howler monkeys living in her jungle...
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 15 Nov 2007, 17:27,
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