
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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... I break out the nail scissors and start surgically dissecting the contents of my ashtrays for new smokes, a little part of me dies...
:(
I think it's the ex-student in me trying to get out. I mean, I earn 26k a year, ffs...
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 23:28, Reply)
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