Desperate TimesStranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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Smokin the herbYears ago, myself and a mate of mine were sitting in his house smoking soapbar hash. As time passed we ran out of cigarettes for the joints, but there was no way to get any more, as this was suburbia after 11pm.
After much racking of brains, we thought it would be an excellent idea to substitute tobacco for oregano.
We tried so hard to smoke it but it was so foul even my mate gave up on it. And his parents living room now smelled of hash AND burnt oregano.
I dont smoke weed anymore. Maybe thats why.
(, Fri 16 Nov 2007, 1:04, Reply)
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