Desperate Times
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
Stranded in a hotel in an African war zone with no internet access for two weeks, I was forced to resort to desperate measures. Possessing only my passport and the clothes I stood up in; and the warning "You can catch it shaking hands with a vicar out there" ringing in my ears, I had to draw my own porn in order to preserve my sanity.
Alas, it all came out looking like Coronation Street's Audrey Roberts, but, as they say, any port in a storm.
What have you done in times of great desperation?
( , Thu 15 Nov 2007, 10:10)
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I think I posted it here before
but that happened to me in the swimming pool changing room here one day. I had to wait until there was no sound from the showers, then emerged from the cubicle naked with swimming shorts in hand. I then stood under the shower and washed my shitty ringpiece. There were little bits of residue washing down the drain. Thankfully, nobody else appeared as I was doing this, or else they might have stood in it or something.
Got my arse nice and clean though! Better than paper, in fact.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:01, Reply)
but that happened to me in the swimming pool changing room here one day. I had to wait until there was no sound from the showers, then emerged from the cubicle naked with swimming shorts in hand. I then stood under the shower and washed my shitty ringpiece. There were little bits of residue washing down the drain. Thankfully, nobody else appeared as I was doing this, or else they might have stood in it or something.
Got my arse nice and clean though! Better than paper, in fact.
( , Fri 16 Nov 2007, 9:01, Reply)
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