Office romance
My last job was Computer Support in a fairly large office, where I would be regularly pestered (in an IT way) by the most annoying woman you could ever imagine to meet. God squad, curly ginger hair, big ugly tits that used to reside nearer her belt as she didn't believe in wearing a bra, ugly as sin but thought that she was gorgeous and tried to flirt with everybody (especially in they were a manager). She was only a PA but made out that she was the most important person in the office and that generally everything had to revolve a round her. Plenty of rumours of her having affairs with at least 2 managers (both married), despite the fact she insisted that she was a lesbian and had a girlfriend.

I had her laptop in one day as she was having problems with Outlook. Simple enough - I just reinstalled it and loaded it back up again to make sure it was all working. All seemed fine apart from the last 3 emails from one of the managers who she was rumoured to be knocking off. Although the mails were sitting there, there was no text evident at all. File size told me that there should have been but nothing to be seen. Much scratching of head and trying different things when by accident I managed to highlight the full page. A load of Wingding font text came up which had been coloured white so that it couldn't be seen until highlighted.

Further investigating (i.e. me being a nosey bastard) found hundreds of similar messages all from same manager, which when in a normal font were rather suggestive. I did what any self-respecting person would do and copied them all to a personal folder on my own machine so I could read in my own leisure, took the laptop back with the announcement that all was well in the world and made sure i had her password stored in a safe place (post-it note on my desk).

Turns out they had been shagging for months, his wife knew nothing (neither did her girlfriend) and disturbing details of sexual preferences were revealed, including they both had shaven havens down below (did i mention they were both in their 50's). Not an image I wanted in my head so felt the need to share the information with the rest of the IT monkeys in the office.

Managed to connect via admin share on to the managers laptop remotely without him realising while we hunted for more saucy secrets and found several photos of his wife in various poses. Again not good but felt the need to share and email around previous said mates.

Was gutted when she changed her password the next week but I think we got away with it as nothing was ever mentioned. She was suprised though 3 months down the line when their section was reprimanded on audit as to why he was constantly signing off her overtime sheets for up to 30 hours a week when people on the same team were being made redundant.

She used a different code for the other manager she was shagging in the office but those emails were no where near as interesting.

I will have more stories to post later, give me a password and access to personal and confidential information and I'm happy for hours.

I'm a bad person.

Length - apparantly she loved it.

Cheers
(brocky, Thu 1 Feb 2007, 17:04, Reply)